he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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