i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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