I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
