Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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