Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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