She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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