David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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