he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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