Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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