Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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