And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
