Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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