I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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