If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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