just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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