so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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