didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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