Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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