so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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