I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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