i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I have already put on my inside pants.
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