is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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