I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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