Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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