32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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