Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
