Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
