Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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