Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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