Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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