What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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