the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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