I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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