So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
operation harelip BJ is a go
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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