I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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