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if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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