Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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