I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
