why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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