I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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