the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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