Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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