Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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