My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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