I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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