Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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