not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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