therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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