spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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