After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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