omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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