doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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