Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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