Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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