We're like a lot better than the average bears
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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