Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
