She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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